After 11 years give or take I’ve finally noticed something
I have a pattern and I need someone to help me realize I need to change it. Hindsight sucks. It really does.
Argh
Ever think about something and get reupset?
These are their confessions
I’m really starting to feel like a priest and I’m not even catholic.
It’s hard being the friend that’s always here if you need to vent and have someone there just to listen and not listen just to respond
I might need a drink after these last two nights lol
“How’s my lil friend”
Is this why I’m constantly asked if I, no, we have/ had a thing?
Maybe it was the frequent visits only on the days I worked
Or possibly the variety of random acts of gummy worms, bears, sharks, etc. especially on days where you somehow knew I needed them
Definitely the playful banter. The never ending group message where you forget you can directly ask how one friend in particular is feeling
Is it ok to have platonic male friendship (even though it was obvious a friend may have liked another friend and felt he, or one rather, wasn’t good enough for a friend and continued to keep said friend close)?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a, ahem, lil friend (in some circles of society, that’s code for girlfriend, but for clarification purposes, the aforementioned friend is tiny in weight, short in stature, but not so short that she can’t ride rollercoasters, but short enough that the sun visor in the car is at often times pointless)
Hopefully, the fact that my Oreo cheesecake crust stuck to the bottom of a nonstick pan isn’t a metaphor or bad omen.
The knife sliced through it like butter and the chocolate topping lava’d out so pretty though 😩😩😩😩😩😩
Mood: is it too early to declare spinsterhood?